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60 Funny Stag Party Paintball Team Names

S. Tam
Tue 17 Mar 20 11:02

Two men wearing paintball overalls and masks high five on the field

Since the day men discovered how much chaos and carnage could be unleashed on their best mates by booking stag party activities at paintball venues, they’ve been racking their brains to come up with witty paintball team names. After all, it’s pretty difficult to instil fear in the hearts of your opponents with a name like, ‘Big Dave’s Stag Do Team’, or something equally rubbish.

The perfect paintball team name for your group might well reference the stag night, or the stag himself, but it has to be witty and (preferably) memorable.

Alternatively, you can opt for paintball team names that reflect the entire squad. It might be connected to your favourite movie, band or, commonly, your beloved football team.

Nothing is off limits with it comes to the stag weekend, so why should your chosen stag activity be any different? Just make sure your paintball team name is something that can realistically be shouted out or pinned to a scoreboard. Otherwise, some random bloke on a day out with his kids might have to answer a whole load of awkward questions on the journey home…

These are our current stag do paintball team name favourites.

Movie and TV Related

  • Dude, Where’s My Paintball?
  • Painters of the Lost Ark
  • The Wizards of Baws
  • Raging Fools
  • True Bromance
  • Some Like It Shot
  • Paintspotting
  • Citizen Pain
  • Saving Ryan’s Privates
  • Schindler’s Missed
  • The Wedding Slingers
  • Lethal with Weapons
  • Paint Me Like One of your French Girls
  • Bruised Brothers
  • Not Fast, Just Furious
  • The Dirty Half-Dozen
  • Blade Gunner
  • Inglorious Bastards
  • Defenders of the Nerf
  • The Geeky Blinders

Music Related

  • The Boomtown Splats
  • Deep Purple Bruises
  • Panic! At the Paintball
  • Rage Against the Routine
  • Shootie and the Blowfish

Football related

  • The Muddy Huddle (Celtic)
  • Ole’s Gunnars (Man Utd)
  • Gooners with Guns (Arsenal)
  • Tottenham Shotspur (Spurs)
  • Anfield Annihilators (Liverpool)
  • The Copland Road Killers (Rangers)
  • The Stamford Bridge Bandits (Chelsea)
  • Pep’s Paintball Posse (Man City)
  • Tynecastle Terrors (Hearts)
  • Gun Shine on Leith (Hibs)

General Squad Names

  • Only Here to Establish an Alibi
  • Win or Lose, We Booze
  • Shut Up, We’re Trying
  • Slow Down, We Suck
  • Premature Evacuation
  • Balls of Duty
  • I’ve Lost My Balls
  • Do You Wanna Touch my Gun?
  • Stag Do Slayers
  • Dulux Death Squad
  • Click, Click, Splat
  • Ready, Steady, Splat
  • Friendly Fire
  • The Splat Squad
  • Stag Night Ninjas
  • Young, Dumb and Holding Guns
  • Ball Busters
  • Blue Balls
  • We Need More Body Bags
  • Population Controllers
  • Small Furry Woodland Creatures of Doom
  • Disturbers of the Peace
  • The Wounded Knees
  • Shenanigan Shooters
  • Death by Paintball

If one of your stag party ideas involved paintballing, we hope we’ve given you a heads up on some witty paintball team names for the troops. There’s plenty of choice for experienced and inexperienced teams, as well as those involving a mix or old and young.

What you’re looking for is a moniker that will go down in the annals of paintball team name history as the greatest. It would help if you’re quite good at it, though. No one remembers second place – even if they’ve got a good name.

You can book just an afternoon of stag paintball madness with us or you can book a whole stag party package for your lads weekend away. Check out our stag do locations in Ireland, the UK and Europe and feel free to ask us about our favourite paintball courses for some top recommendations.

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Author: S. Tam


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